person: where do you see yourself in five years?




i love my boyfriend, he’s so pretty and tall. people keep telling me that he’s just a tree but they don’t know anything about love

my fish went to the big aquarium in the sky


catcher in the rye was so pretentious but i still liked it and related to the main character a lot because im also so pretentious

(Source: dirtysexyclassy)

Kevin Durant: go to your room lil nigga
Kevin Durants son: *plays Fuck KD from room*

What Is Cultural Marxism?


Cultural Marxism is the guy at the bar who keeps guarding the jukebox so nobody can play anything other than Steely Dan and the staff wants to kick him out but they’re afraid

(Source: vayena)

(Source: kaliugh)

(Source: ttoxin)


Three straight boys walk into a bar.
Haha and then what ;)